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lulz-time:

 
REBLOG AND CLICK THE PICTURE
WAIT FOR 5 SEC.. and press “SKIP”
Try Typing your name, tumblr URL, etc..


Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do

lulz-time:

 

  1. REBLOG AND CLICK THE PICTURE
  2. WAIT FOR 5 SEC.. and press “SKIP
  3. Try Typing your name, tumblr URL, etc..

Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do

Facebook is so boring >.<

Friends wipe out timeeeeeeee! Ima try to drop down to 50 friends ;D

Oh gawd

The awkward moment when your friends mom gives a lengthy speech on how me and my ex were perfect together.

Oh NONO! I LOVE how you don’t talk to me. <3

undeadlife:

I hate those girls who just date guy after guy after guy and they think they are in love with every single one of them until she moves on to find the next guy she is “in love” with a week from now. You’re not in love, you just love the idea. You are just yet another one of the teenage girls who thinks having a guy in her life will fill this void that you think you have.

I hate bitches.

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I just

I just

@misterwhore

princessaimi:

Despite the name up there, my broski created a blog. You know those people that get a whole bunch of notes just because they are beautiful? Well broski is inspired that you don’t have to be great looking to be tumblr famous. Just because you think you aren’t gorgeous doesn’t mean you are aren’t worthy less than anyone else. 
So follow & reblog and spread the word out!

misterwhore.tumblr.com
misterwhore.tumblr.com
misterwhore.tumblr.com  

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New account? What an ass whole.

misterwhore:

^a.k.a Andy ;D

Well, actually I wanted to start a new one because I realized I re-blogged quite a bunch of.. What 9 year old kids would say “Did she just touch the PEE PEE?
So, this is my attempt to make your dashboards rated G again. G meaning GANSTA.
Follow my new blog if you dont want to be destroyed by my

JEWISH NINJA ARMADILLOS  

Follow or die? :D

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damn...

  • Boy: I broke up with her.
  • His Best Friend: What happened?
  • Boy: She’s just too much for me.
  • His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
  • Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
  • His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
  • Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
  • His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
  • Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
  • His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
  • Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
  • His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
  • Boy: Well, she..
  • His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
  • Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
  • His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.